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An uncle has been waiting for the bus at the bus stops. After few minutes, the bus arrives but did not stop at the bus stop. The uncle thought it will stop a bit further so he start running after the bus. Unfortunately, the bus never stop. It keeps running. The uncle keeps following the bus until he realizes that he arrives home already. The uncle is very happy that he can save a bit of money today. He happily told his wife "Honey, you know, today I ran after the bus until arriving home. I don't have to pay the bus fee" "Stupid" instead of compliment, the wife surprisingly blames her husband. "Do you know how much you can save, if you ran after taxi!!" Learning PartIt's a stupid joke. The wife thought her husband can save more money if he ran after the taxi because the taxi fee is normally more expensive than the bus fee.
Arrive: Reach the destination
Further: More distant (Comparative of far)
Unfortunately: Unlucky
Fee: A charge for services
Surprisingly: Adv. fo surprise
Blame: To find fault on someone |
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A wife saw her husband weight himself on the scale trying to pull in the stomach. The weight thought he is trying to reduce his weight on the scale. So she said. "You know. I don't think that will help you anything" The husband replies "Of course it helps. It is the only way I can see the number on the scale" Learning PartCheck the word pull in the stomach and imagine. Then you will understand this joke.
Scale: A device used when you want to measure your weight
Pull in the stomach: Deeply inhale to reduce the size of your stomach |
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In one interview, the interviewer got impatient about one guy because he could answer all the questions so quickly and arrogantly. "Tell me your choice," said he to the boy, "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or ONE real difficult. Think well before you make up your mind." |
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A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." |
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When elephant and ant got married |
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An ant and an elephant got married, despite the best advice of their friends. During their first intercourse the elephant suffered a heart attack and died. "Crap," said the ant, "five minutes of passion, and now I get to spend the rest of my life digging a grave." |
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