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A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."

A man came home from work late again, tired and irritated, to find his 5 year old son waiting for him at the door, "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"

"Yeah, sure. What is it?" replied the father. "Daddy, how much money do you make an hour?" "That's none of your business! What makes you ask such a thing?" The father said angrily.

One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen.

A tricky fox had a farm. He was too lazy to work on his farm. No one wanted to word for him.

One morning he said, "I must plant something in my fields, or I will be hungry. What can I do?" He thought and thought. Finally he had an idea.

"I will tell my neighbor, a stypid armadillo, to plant my fields. I will promise to give him a part of the crop. But it will only be a very small part."